Thank Bigfoot (A fun poem)

Thank Big Foot
Copyright 2023 by Lori-Ann Willey

At the base of Katahdin, so grand and tall,
I felt my bladdahs, urgent call,

I searched for a spot, away from the trail,

But oh no, no toilet paper?  What a fail!

Just as I panicked, and started to fret,

A bigfoot appeared, I'll never forget,
He kindly offered his fur, so soft and so thick,
And said, "Here, my friend, use this.  It's a quick fix!"

I couldn't believe it, but what could I do? 

Graciously, I took his offer, and said, "Thank you!"

His fur was so fluffy, so silky, and oh so warm,

It made me forget, my earlier alarm!

After I finished my business and turned to thank,

The Bigfoot, had gone over the bank,

So, when I looked back, he had disappeared,

Leaving me with his fur, and nothing to fear!

I learned my lesson, oh so clear,

Always bring toilet paper, when nature's near,

But if you forget, and Bigfoot comes to your aid,

Remember to thank him, and never be afraid!